I sort of want a Mark Ryden bee tattooed somewhere tiny on my body.
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I do not put this sentence on the internet usually — but I miss my fucking boyfriend.
There — outofmysystem.
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Caught him sleeping on a towel. Earlier he jumped on my face to wake me up. Most ridiculous cat ever.
Quitting trapeze school for financial reasons has made my life sad.
(Source: abrokenfishbowl)
When I watch Parks and Recreation and witness the splendour of Ron Swanson, I often wonder if someone was following my father around when he was alive and taking notes.
Resemblance is uncanny and awesome.
(Source: highonskittles)